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I looked around. This was insane. I should leave. I stood up.

“Welcome to the weirdest audition of your life,” said the avocado. His voice was surprisingly deep. “I’m Gerald. I handle ‘vibes.’ Please, have a seat on the couch.” weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

The meatball sub looked three days old. The hamster squeaked again – approvingly, I think. I looked around