Uncle Grandpa's eyes light up. He stands, dripping, and puts a hand on her shoulder.
Maddie's dog finally walks up to her. She holds out the lollipop. The dog sniffs it, turns, and walks away. Uncle Grandpa Series
Uncle Grandpa lands in a kiddie pool. A sad little girl named MADDIE (8, pigtails, permanent frown) is sitting on her porch steps. Uncle Grandpa's eyes light up
"Perfect."
He pulls a giant, ridiculous lollipop from his belly button. It's shaped like a thumbs-up. 'That's not a bill
"Did not— wait, are we talking? That's acknowledging."
"...so the platypus says, 'That's not a bill, THAT'S my lunch receipt !' Get it? Because—"