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Then SpongeBob had an epiphany. He looked down at his own hands—hands that had flipped a billion patties, washed a billion dishes, and never once held a real weapon.

They landed in a heap at the Krusty Krab. The customers were back. The grill was hot. And SpongeBob, flipping a patty, winked at Plankton. the spongebob squarepants movie sponge out of water

But they had no time to explore. A colossal, tentacled shadow eclipsed the sun. It was a pirate ship, but not made of wood. It was made of congealed grease, old french fry cartons, and regret. At the helm stood a man with a peg leg made of a candy cane, a beard woven from cotton candy, and eyes that sparkled with the madness of a child who never learned to share. Then SpongeBob had an epiphany

“That’s because we’re above the water, Patrick!” SpongeBob squealed, then panic set in. “Without water, we’ll… we’ll…” He took a breath. He was still breathing. They were all there—Sandy Cheeks in her air helmet, Squidward clutching a clarinet that now sounded like a dying seagull, Mr. Krabs, and even Plankton, who was gleefully rolling in the dust. The customers were back

The gang was hopeless. Sandy’s lasso snapped. Squidward’s clarinet solo was so bad it actually healed the seagull’s jetpack. Patrick tried to distract Burger Beard by showing him his belly button.