The Mortuary Assistant Switch: Nsp -eshop-

Horror Simulation / Psychological Thriller File Size: 2.1 GB Supported Play Modes: Handheld, Tabletop, TV Mode (Headphones Mandatory)

The first body was easy. Mr. Henderson. Cardiac arrest. I drained the blood, filled the cavity, closed the Y-incision. But when I turned to log the formaldehyde level, the tablet flickered. A message I didn’t type: “He has your mother’s cough.” The Mortuary Assistant Switch NSP -eShop-

You needed a night shift. You got a nightmare. Horror Simulation / Psychological Thriller File Size: 2

I saved. I quit. I deleted the NSP from my SD card. But the icon stayed on my home menu for three hours. And when I finally went to sleep, I dreamed I was embalming myself. Cardiac arrest

The game doesn’t let bodies move. I read the patch notes. They don’t move.

Five stars. Never playing again. The Mortuary Assistant is out now on the Nintendo eShop. Download if you dare. And if the game asks for your blood type… lie.

Welcome to River Fields Mortuary. You are the new assistant. Your duties are simple: receive the deceased, log their belongings, perform the embalming, and file the paperwork. But tonight, the morgue is restless. A client has arrived with no name, no cause of death, and eyes that follow your every move.