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Malachar, Lord of the Abyss, tightened his grip on the steering wheel. The sedan’s cup holder was sticky. His hellhound, Balthazar, now wearing a floral bandana, whined in the backseat.

A minivan pulled up beside him. The driver, a smiling woman in yoga pants, waved. The Demon Lord is New in Town-...

“We’re retired,” Malachar muttered. “No conquering. No curses. No raising the dead on weeknights.” Malachar, Lord of the Abyss, tightened his grip

There’s just one problem: Millbrook is weird . Malachar soon discovers that the townsfolk are alarmingly unafraid of him. His glowing red eyes? “Contacts, dear.” His tendency to accidentally incinerate mailboxes? “Teenagers these days.” His midnight summoning rituals? Neighbors assume it’s a new ambient sound machine. A minivan pulled up beside him

This , he thought, is going to be worse than the Eclipse War. “He conquered the underworld. Now he just wants a good parking spot.”

So he relocates to the quaint, forgettable town of , where the biggest annual conflict is the Fall Harvest Pie Contest. Under the alias “Mal Ashford,” he rents a modest cottage, buys a sensible sedan (black, obviously), and attempts to live a quiet, non-evil life.

Balthazar licked his ear.