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They had no faces, just pixelated smears. Their jerseys displayed error codes: 0x8007045D, 504 Gateway Timeout, Connection Reset. Their leader was a tall, lanky thing made of horizontal scan lines, wearing the number ∞.

When the credits rolled, a final text box appeared: space jam 720p

The screen rippled. A cartoon gavel slammed down. From the edges of the 4:3 frame, a character I didn't recognize scuttled onto the screen. He was a Tune, but wrong. His ears were too long, his gloves were off-white, and his eyes were empty pinpricks of analog static. His voice was a smooth, skipping CD. They had no faces, just pixelated smears

Suddenly, a joystick appeared in my hand. A Gravis GamePad Pro. It was plugged into my USB port, but my USB port was empty. When the credits rolled, a final text box