Size Shenanigans -v0.2.2 Patreon- -size Shenani... May 2026

To give you something useful, here’s a in the style of a visual novel / Patreon-style update: Size Shenanigans – v0.2.2 Excerpt: "Unexpected Calibrations"

You don’t stand still. You sneeze.

“Just a routine size-stabilization check. Stand still.” Size Shenanigans -v0.2.2 Patreon- -Size Shenani...

You step onto the lab’s calibration platform, still groggy from last night’s experiments. The device hums — a familiar, almost comforting sound. To give you something useful, here’s a in

The world rushes upward. Your coffee mug is now the size of a water tower. Your desk chair looms like a cliff. To give you something useful

“…That’s not routine.”

BWOOOOM — descending pitch