For- The Penguins Of Madagascar In-al...: Searching

Here is the cold, hard truth that DreamWorks Animation never warned you about: There are no wild penguins in the Northern Hemisphere. Zero. Zilch.

Skipper and the gang are escaped captives. They are fugitives. They are, in the most literal sense, lost . Searching for- the penguins of madagascar in-Al...

I learned that while you can find penguins in Africa (yes, the African Penguin lives in South Africa—close to Madagascar, actually), and obviously in Antarctica, you will never find them bobbing next to a grizzly bear in Alaska. Not even Private. Here is the cold, hard truth that DreamWorks

Searching for the Penguins of Madagascar in Alaska: A Cautionary Tale of Film-Induced Geography Skipper and the gang are escaped captives

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Have you ever traveled somewhere based on a cartoon lie? Tell me I’m not the only one in the comments.

"No," I said, pulling up a GIF of Skipper slapping Kowalski. "These guys."

I landed in Anchorage, rented a 4x4, and immediately asked a local ranger: "Where is the best viewing spot for the Madagascar penguins?"