Remove Web Application Proxy Server From Cluster -

"Yes. Also, we have a rogue monitoring script you should know about."

That's when I saw it. For the last 72 hours, wap-03 had been silently receiving packets from an old, forgotten monitoring script on a decommissioned jump box. Every five seconds, the script sent a malformed health check: GET / HTTP/1.1\r\nHost: \x00\x00 . wap-03 was spending 30% of its CPU trying to parse null bytes. remove web application proxy server from cluster

I ran the stop command: Stop-WebApplicationProxy -Node wap-03 200 to 0. Beautiful.

At 2:17 AM, I drained the traffic. The F5 showed wap-03 's connection count dropping from 1,200 to 0. Beautiful. remove web application proxy server from cluster