Finally, the screen glitched one last time. The static cleared. There was the real Benson, arms crossed, looking furious even in pixel form.
“Welcome… to the lost episode,” the glitch-Benson droned. “You want to watch Season Two? You must live Season Two. First challenge: defeat the Unskippable Ad.” Regular Show Season 2 Complete Pack
From the kitchen, Benson’s voice boomed like a disappointed thundercloud. “MORDECAI! RIGBY! If you two aren’t doing something productive in the next thirty seconds, I’m putting you on litter patrol for a month!” Finally, the screen glitched one last time
“Don’t start,” Mordecai groaned. “Last time you said ‘bored,’ we ended up fighting a 500-foot sentient hot dog in the parking lot of a Cheezer’s.” First challenge: defeat the Unskippable Ad
“Dude,” Mordecai said, pulling out a chunky VHS tape the size of a cinder block. “This is way too much plastic. I love it.”