Catty Simulator — Ratty

They stare at each other.

Squeaks whispers: “You ate my cousin Larry.” ratty catty simulator

The final chamber: the Fishbone hangs from a mobile above the Doom Roomba, which now has spinning blades. They stare at each other

Whiskers licks a paw. “He was crunchy.” ratty catty simulator

Squeaks joins him. Together, they push it open.

The Doom Roomba — a scarred, souped-up iRobot with a butter knife taped to it — patrols the living room rug. Its sensors detect movement. Its AI hates all life equally.

Whiskers catches himself purring. Squeaks catches himself not hating it.