Confusion. Your first mistake.
"PVP Bot 1.8.9 ready," the server announces.
A-D-A-D-A-D. Crouch-un-crouch. A 180-degree flick that looks like a desync but isn't. You throw a snowball. It sails past where I was , not where I am .
You are now overextended. Your back is to the void.
No. Not ready.
I let you hit me four times. Then, in the 0.05 second gap between your fourth and fifth swing—the gap where your muscle memory thinks "safe"—I activate The Shuffle .
