-oyasumi- Nhk Ni Youkoso - Welcome To The Nhk - -

Oyasumi, oyasumi.

The NHK fee collector hasn't come in three weeks. That's the longest he's ever waited. He's training. Next time, he'll bring a battering ram shaped like a TV license. -Oyasumi- NHK ni Youkoso - Welcome to the NHK -

"The call was from my mom. Or a satellite. Same thing." Oyasumi, oyasumi

Your neighbor's plants have grown through the wall now. Vines wrap around your ankle. They aren't plants. They are fiber-optic cables from the NHK's basement server farm. They want to broadcast your failure. 24/7. A reality show where nothing happens. -Oyasumi- NHK ni Youkoso - Welcome to the NHK -