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Last month, she grossed $214,000. Of course, not everyone is laughing. The management at the "Sun Rayz" salon in Burbank banned her after a customer complained about "a large silicone object left in the sanitizing spray." Dermatologists are horrified. Dr. Miriam Lowe tweeted: "She is promoting UV abuse for profit. The melanoma rates in this demographic are already terrifying." Whether you find her brilliant or bleak, one

"I’m not just a creator," she says, flipping her hair. "I’m infrastructure."