-new- Weird Strict Dad Script -pastebin 2025- -... May 2026

DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.

Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

DAVE (nods, writes) “Good answer.” Minus 5 weirdness points. You’re now at… negative 12. DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work

SON Dad, they just fall in there.

Son stares at camera (or audience).

SON My name is Ryan.

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...