Kai named him . Greg the unkillable, unmoving, unnerving enderman. Kai built a shrine around him. The screenshot went viral. Mojang support received fourteen tickets asking “Is Greg a feature?”
On the night of , the eve of Minecraft’s full release (version 1.0.0), Elara compiled what would be known as Launcher 1.0 . minecraft launcher 1.0
But deep inside the .minecraft folder of any old player’s machine, if you dig through versions/ , you’ll find a folder named 1.0.0 —the original release. And inside that folder, a tiny, hidden file: launcher_1.0.7_legacy.cfg . Kai named him
Elara, now working on the Realms team, privately confessed to Jeb: “I know how to fix the Memory Well. But if I do, Greg dies.” Jeb shrugged. “Then Greg lives.” Launcher 1.0 was eventually replaced. First by the New Launcher (2015), then the Microsoft-flavored Launcher (2019), then the Unified Launcher (2022). Each one added skins, sessions, and enterprise-grade authentication. Each one forgot something. The screenshot went viral
She pushed a hotfix—1.0.1—within six hours. Then another. Then another. By the end of the week, Launcher 1.0 sat at version 1.0.7, stable as obsidian. With the gate now guarded, something miraculous happened: the modding community stopped fighting the game and started building .
In 2014, a player named loaded Beta 1.7.3, but the launcher mistakenly fed it the 1.8.9 enderman texture. The result was a phantom enderman : an entity that existed in Beta’s code but had no AI. It just stood there. Staring. Forever.