You cannot remember a single character's name from the show you binged last week. Not one. Part II: The Prestige Fatigue (The Flowchart Problem) On the opposite end of the spectrum lies the "Elevated Horror" or the "10-Episode Movie." You know the ones. They star Florence Pugh or Adam Driver. The trailer features a haunting piano cover of a Radiohead song. The runtime is 2 hours and 40 minutes. The plot involves a metaphor for grief, but the metaphor is also a space whale.
Sometimes, you don’t want a metaphor for the soul-crushing weight of capitalism. Sometimes, you just want to see a car explode in a parking lot. This brings me to the glimmer of hope in the darkness. The hero we didn't know we needed. The Mid-Budget Garbage Fire . Met-Art.13.05.01.Grace.C.Amaran.XXX.IMAGESET-FuGLi
The only rebellion left is to be a curator rather than a consumer . Turn off the autoplay. Watch the credits. Watch the bad movie and enjoy it ironically, then un-ironically, then sincerely. You cannot remember a single character's name from
Welcome to the state of entertainment in 2024. They star Florence Pugh or Adam Driver
October 26, 2023 Reading Time: 7 minutes
Look, I loved Succession . I cried at Aftersun . I think Beef was a masterpiece. But we have hit a wall of self-importance. Not every show needs to be a trauma study. Not every movie needs to be a silent, 70mm meditation on the nature of rust.
There is a specific kind of vertigo that hits you at 10:47 PM on a Tuesday. You have just finished a "prestige" episode of television that required a flowchart to understand the timeline. You scroll past four streaming services, each one shouting a different thumbnail of a grizzled man holding a gun or a rom-com couple staring at a pastry. You land on a movie you’ve seen seventeen times. You watch it. You feel nothing.