Then, on a whim, I fired up an old copy of Kodak Imaging for Windows (running in a VM) and applied the Digital ROC filter.

Think of it as a very smart color balance tool, but instead of just shifting the white point, it performed a non-linear color correction across the entire spectrum. It knew that old Kodachrome faded differently than old Ektachrome. It knew that a cyan shift in the shadows needed a different fix than a magenta shift in the highlights. I recently pulled out an old hard drive from 2005. On it were scans of my grandfather’s WWII photos. The original scans were dreadful—muddy, blue, and low contrast. I ran them through a modern AI colorizer, and it hallucinated a yellow tank. Not great.

So, the next time you scan a slide that looks like it was taken underwater, say a small prayer for Kodak's research lab. They solved the color fading problem twenty years ago. We just forgot where we put the CD-ROM.