(Stands up. Poses. Checks her phone.)

(Laughs, a single, elegant "ha") . Nothing? Honey. Getting dressed for the Met Gala takes 300 hours. That’s not nothing. That’s exhausting art . Also, I passed the baby bar. What have my critics passed? Probably a judgmental note under a bathroom stall.

What about the viral moment where you lost your diamond earring in the ocean?

Done. Let's get into it. You’ve been called the most famous person of the 21st century. How does that feel?

(Already walking away, calling over shoulder) . I know. Text my assistant for the quote approval. Bye, beautiful people.

Kim. Thank you for being here.