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Jujutsu - Shenanigans Script

(floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please. Today’s lesson is Practical Cursed Shenanigans . Rule one: never let Nobara near a voodoo doll of me.

Later, babe. Class dismissed! Don’t forget—shenanigans are the true core of jujutsu.

(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.) Jujutsu Shenanigans Script

Do it. I dare you.

I will end you.

Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just really good at high-fives?

Rude. And incorrect. My Domain is unlimited fun! (floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please

(sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji. But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga just to escape this conversation.

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