He ripped the trivia answer cards in half.
Dennis stood in the middle of it all, beer-soaked, feral, grinning. it 39-s always sunny in philadelphia s16
Dennis smiled. It was the golden god smile. Cold. Ancient. “Oh, I’ll tell them. But first—who here has a fantasy football team? Raise your hands.” He ripped the trivia answer cards in half
Trevor sighed. “Security?”
The host, a bearded man named Trevor with a septum piercing, smiled warmly. “Welcome, Team Paddy’s! Tonight’s theme: ‘Wholesome 90s Nostalgia.’” It was the golden god smile
“You’re all sheep . You draft running backs while Rome burns. I once trapped a man in a closet for three hours just to win an argument about residuals . You think I care about the dog from Homeward Bound ? I AM THE DOG. I AM THE BOUND. I AM THE HOME.”