-integrale De Kaamelott -fr--dvdrip- -

(Cue Boccherini’s Minuet.) Would you like a more serious or extended Kaamelott -inspired fanfic based on a specific character or episode?

Perceval’s eyes widened. “A shopping list? For what? Dragon eggs? Holy grails?” -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-

“In Kadoc’s tent! He was using it as a cheese board.” (Cue Boccherini’s Minuet

Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose. “That’s not a language. And DVDRIP isn’t a magical artifact. It’s a format for—never mind. Where did you find it?” -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-

Kadoc entered, chewing noisily. “What? That old thing? I found it near the latrines. It had a note: ‘-FR–DVDRIP-’. Probably means ‘For Rotten—Don’t Retrieve, It’s Pee-soaked.’”