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“Master, I can’t even open a jar of pickles,” Tião whined in perfect Brazilian Portuguese, because in this universe, all Shaolin monks learned kung fu through dubbed VHS tapes. “And why is everyone speaking Portuguese?”

Tião panicked. He tried to run, but tripped over his own sandals. The can flew into the air. As it spun, the label glowed. Tião caught it—and his eyes went squinty. His forearms swelled. His jaw shifted sideways. -Extra Quality- Shaolin Popey 2 Dublado

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“Master,” Tião said, his normal voice returning, “did I just…?” “Master, I can’t even open a jar of

Forty years ago, Popey had defeated the dreaded Sea Hag and her giant mechanical octopus, then vanished into the mist. Now, a new evil rose: , a half-man, half-robot warlord who had seized the Jade Pagoda and turned it into a casino that played only elevator music. The can flew into the air

Bluto crashed through three walls and landed in a river, where a passing alligator mistook him for a rusty anchor.

And so, Tião returned to his bicycle, a little wiser, a little squintier, and forever wondering why, every time he passed a vegetable stand, he heard dramatic orchestral music and a whisper in Portuguese: