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PROTAGONIST sits with a pristine new LOVE INTEREST. KNOTTY the dog is tied outside, visible through the window. Knotty systematically unties every other dog’s leash, creating a swirling mass of confused pets.

LOVE INTEREST: (laughing) Your dog is a menace. Dog Sex Oh Knotty Added

[Generated for Academic Discourse] Date: [Current Date] PROTAGONIST sits with a pristine new LOVE INTEREST