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Want more Dasha & Anya adventures? Try: The Night They Recreated the Olympics in an IKEA or The Cruise Ship Mutiny of ‘23 .

“It’s for grounding,” Dasha explained to security. dasha anya crazy holiday

The officer’s face said it all. “Would you do it again?” I asked them over Zoom, Anya wrapped in a blanket, Dasha wearing sunglasses indoors (the sulfur rash, she claimed). Want more Dasha & Anya adventures

“This is… rustic,” Anya whispered, clutching a bottle of rosé like a grenade. The officer’s face said it all

They found the mud. They also found a family of wild capybaras who’d claimed the warmest patch. Anya, terrified of rodents, screamed. The capybaras, unbothered, did not move. Dasha tried to shoo one away and slipped—falling into a sulfurous hot spring fully clothed, phone in pocket.

“Never,” said Anya.

The couple tipped them $50. By the final morning, they’d been banned from two hotels, one smoothie stand (“You can’t blend a lobster,” the owner had said—they could, and they did), and an interpretive dance class (Dasha’s “volcano eruption” routine broke a mirror).