He launched the game again.
"I've been waiting in the pipeline. No one calls me anymore. DirectX 9, then 10, then 11... you all moved on. But I was the smooth one. The one who rendered the muzzle flash just right."
Below, in tiny, flickering pixels: "You said 'for better or worse' when you installed me. I took that literally."
– Last requested: Never. First uploaded: 2004. STATUS: LONELY.
Leo smiled, terrified, and pressed YES.