Wilhelmina of the Netherlands — now a stately, spectacled golden retriever in a lace collar — paced the grassy bank of a river. Her paws left neat prints in the mud. “We must secure the polder sites before the badgers do,” she woofed to her Scout, a lean fox with a red bandana.
But the true chaos began when — a stern, sword-wielding snow leopard in samurai armor — declared a surprise war on Cleopatra (a fennec fox draped in gold and silk, her asp replaced by a grumpy gecko).
went to Seondeok (a brilliant, fluffy-eared chinchilla with calculator glasses) who built the Mars colony using zero-gravity fur tumbleweeds as insulation.
He launched a single ICBM toward the Aztec jaguar’s capital. The explosion left a mushroom cloud shaped like a giant paw print.